
So my girlfriend bought me Super Paper Mario yesterday, after listening to me talk about it for the past 2 months. Her first attempt to silence me, arsenic, didn’t work, so the option buying this for me must have been a close second. Of course, I was ecstatic: girls, video games, girls giving me video games. What could be better, right? I didn’t actually know that Super Paper Mario (SPM before my fingers go numb from typing it out again) was an RPG, but that’s simply icing on the cake. You play as Mario, you level up, you gain experience (points). This game is incredible. I’ve seen that it’s gotten great reviews from most of the game sites out there, but I didn’t really know what to expect; this game has the kind of stuff that you can’t really explain in words.
The basic premise of the game is that you’re Mario, living in a boring, quiet world with your butt buddy best friend Luigi. One day, the two of you decide that it’s boring, decide to visit Princess Peach in her castle only to find out that she’s been kidnapped. Comedy ensues. Much later, after the comedy has ensued, you find out that Count Bleck (and not Bowser) has kidnapped PP (Princess Peach, or Poon, whichever the reader prefers) for his evils ends. Being the great guy he is and having the bold moustache he has, Mario decides it’s his job to get “shit” back on track.
It’s actually very complicated plot considering the audience, but it’s engaging and it gives you at least 10 minutes worth of excitement to thrive on until you’re given the ability to warp between 2- and 3-D. This is really the selling point of the game (well, for anything besides a Mario game, this would be the selling point), and it’s introduced with uncomfortable amounts of subtle humour and sweltering irony.
From here, the point of the game is to collect 8 pure hearts, which can be recombined into 1 massive, throbbing purity heart, allowing the legendary hero to defeat Bleck and close the dark portal that’s consuming all worlds. You’re given one heart for free, just to get the game going, and after about 1 hour of play, the second can be retreived. It’ll be interesting to see how long a game this one actually is.
Between her and me, we’ve gotten to the second chapter (of 8, I presume: 7 to collect the hearts and 1 for Bleck’s temple) and it’s looking to be a roaring ride to the finish. I’ll probably write a review on it after I’m done playing, even though the game isn’t new at all.



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